Post by Irk on Feb 17, 2008 1:27:06 GMT -5
I'm listening to one band and don't feel like turning them off, but I wanna do this again anyway. Therefore, SOUNDTRACK AND IN MY PANTS MEME, ARROGANT WORMS STYLE!
Opening credits: A Man Has Needs (I can see it now - the movie opening with this guy singing. Considering that the "needs" are to watch TV and drink beer rather than be romantic, the scene could possibly end with him being pummeled by his wife. ...why am I analyzing this.)
Waking up: Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Waking up for a field trip? "Keep in mind, the animals are DEAD.")
First day of High School: Christmas Time (why are we starting school at Christmas time? We should be OUT of school. Huff.)
Falling in love: Vincent the Christmas Virus (...uh... no. XD)
Fight song: Pressure Washer (He's fighting people. With the pressure washer.)
Breaking up: Log In To You (No! Don't leave me, baby! I can be romantic! Ignore all the cracks earlier about hockey and beer! Listen to me be romantic by using computer metaphors! He's so getting slapped again.)
Prom: Hot Dog Song (I so want them to play this at my prom. Maybe that way I'll actually go.)
Life: Santa Got Arrested (CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. ;-; Well, that's life, kiddies.)
Mental breakdown: Canada Man (Canada Man had a mental breakdown? Now whatever will we do!)
Driving: Malcolm (Malcom solves his problems with a chainsaw. I feel sorry for that car, but it shouldn't have caused problems.)
Flashback: Wong's Chinese Buffet (A flashback to when we went to that buffet and got really really sick. =D Wasn't that a romantic dinner? Huh, baby? Oh, come on, come back! I'm sorry about ignoring you to watch a monster truck rally and I'll never try to make computers sound romantic ever again!)
Getting back together: Christmas Hangover (Yay she came back. Shame it was the day after Christmas, when everyone's tired and sick and miserable.)
Wedding: Winnebago (This is my new wedding song. DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH WINNEBAGO)
Birth of child: No Sale, No Store (Did the hospital pull the same crap as this store? "No parking limits! No parking payments! No parking lot!")
Final battle: Big Fat Road Manager (That'd be an interesting fight... can I use the pressure washer again?)
End credits: Christmas Sucks (Well. That's a downer ending.)
THAT WAS AWESOME WHY WAS THAT AWESOME. It'll probably rock In My Pants, too! For the purposes of humor, songs that are titled "The ____ Song" get the and song taken away. YAY CREATIVE LIBERTY
1. I Ran Away In My Pants (Taking them off would be a waste of time if you need to run away.)
2. Twins In My Pants (Lucky bastard.)
3. Really Scary In My Pants (And this turns #2 completely around, because the thing that's really scary is A FAT MAN IN A SPEEDO.)
4. Killer Robots From Venus In My Pants (...why is this funny.)
5. Fishing In My Pants (...what are you LOOKING for, exactly? ...never mind, don't answer that.)
6. Sponges In My Pants (A solution for incontinence!)
7. Christmas Blues In My Pants (My best guess is that you didn't get laid on Christmas.)
8. Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's In My Pants (Drug smuggler. You are SO gonna get caught. Be more creative!)
9. Heimlich Maneuver (YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG)
10. Celine Dion In My Pants (Score!)
11. Gaelic In My Pants (People who speak Gaelic don't wear pants, silly! KILT!)
12. Stalker Girl In My Pants (*shudder*)
13. Overture In My Pants (How'd you fit an orchestra in there?)
14. Carrot Juice Is Murder In My Pants (Part of me wants to make a lewd joke using carrot juice as a euphemism.)
15. Canadian Crisis In My Pants (Does this game ALWAYS have a title involving terrible things happening in one's trousers?)
16. Mountie In My Pants (Is there anything you will not hump?)
17. My Voice Is Changing In My Pants (...whut.)
18. Car Full Of Pain In My Pants (STOP PUTTING THINGS DOWN THERE)
19. Dog Food Woman In My Pants (Well, that IS the guy's ultimate goal...)
20. Rippy The Gator In My Pants (OWOWOW. Wasn't it bad enough that he ate the kid's arms and legs?)
THAT WAS FUN WHY
Opening credits: A Man Has Needs (I can see it now - the movie opening with this guy singing. Considering that the "needs" are to watch TV and drink beer rather than be romantic, the scene could possibly end with him being pummeled by his wife. ...why am I analyzing this.)
Waking up: Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Waking up for a field trip? "Keep in mind, the animals are DEAD.")
First day of High School: Christmas Time (why are we starting school at Christmas time? We should be OUT of school. Huff.)
Falling in love: Vincent the Christmas Virus (...uh... no. XD)
Fight song: Pressure Washer (He's fighting people. With the pressure washer.)
Breaking up: Log In To You (No! Don't leave me, baby! I can be romantic! Ignore all the cracks earlier about hockey and beer! Listen to me be romantic by using computer metaphors! He's so getting slapped again.)
Prom: Hot Dog Song (I so want them to play this at my prom. Maybe that way I'll actually go.)
Life: Santa Got Arrested (CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. ;-; Well, that's life, kiddies.)
Mental breakdown: Canada Man (Canada Man had a mental breakdown? Now whatever will we do!)
Driving: Malcolm (Malcom solves his problems with a chainsaw. I feel sorry for that car, but it shouldn't have caused problems.)
Flashback: Wong's Chinese Buffet (A flashback to when we went to that buffet and got really really sick. =D Wasn't that a romantic dinner? Huh, baby? Oh, come on, come back! I'm sorry about ignoring you to watch a monster truck rally and I'll never try to make computers sound romantic ever again!)
Getting back together: Christmas Hangover (Yay she came back. Shame it was the day after Christmas, when everyone's tired and sick and miserable.)
Wedding: Winnebago (This is my new wedding song. DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH WINNEBAGO)
Birth of child: No Sale, No Store (Did the hospital pull the same crap as this store? "No parking limits! No parking payments! No parking lot!")
Final battle: Big Fat Road Manager (That'd be an interesting fight... can I use the pressure washer again?)
End credits: Christmas Sucks (Well. That's a downer ending.)
THAT WAS AWESOME WHY WAS THAT AWESOME. It'll probably rock In My Pants, too! For the purposes of humor, songs that are titled "The ____ Song" get the and song taken away. YAY CREATIVE LIBERTY
1. I Ran Away In My Pants (Taking them off would be a waste of time if you need to run away.)
2. Twins In My Pants (Lucky bastard.)
3. Really Scary In My Pants (And this turns #2 completely around, because the thing that's really scary is A FAT MAN IN A SPEEDO.)
4. Killer Robots From Venus In My Pants (...why is this funny.)
5. Fishing In My Pants (...what are you LOOKING for, exactly? ...never mind, don't answer that.)
6. Sponges In My Pants (A solution for incontinence!)
7. Christmas Blues In My Pants (My best guess is that you didn't get laid on Christmas.)
8. Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's In My Pants (Drug smuggler. You are SO gonna get caught. Be more creative!)
9. Heimlich Maneuver (YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG)
10. Celine Dion In My Pants (Score!)
11. Gaelic In My Pants (People who speak Gaelic don't wear pants, silly! KILT!)
12. Stalker Girl In My Pants (*shudder*)
13. Overture In My Pants (How'd you fit an orchestra in there?)
14. Carrot Juice Is Murder In My Pants (Part of me wants to make a lewd joke using carrot juice as a euphemism.)
15. Canadian Crisis In My Pants (Does this game ALWAYS have a title involving terrible things happening in one's trousers?)
16. Mountie In My Pants (Is there anything you will not hump?)
17. My Voice Is Changing In My Pants (...whut.)
18. Car Full Of Pain In My Pants (STOP PUTTING THINGS DOWN THERE)
19. Dog Food Woman In My Pants (Well, that IS the guy's ultimate goal...)
20. Rippy The Gator In My Pants (OWOWOW. Wasn't it bad enough that he ate the kid's arms and legs?)
THAT WAS FUN WHY
